May 3, 2010

Jokes that Pinch Tiger Woods

  • Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
  • Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

  • What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing
  • Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
  • What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
  • This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
  • Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though
  • Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

  • Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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